Wanderer.

Stay classy ~

645,524 notes

entp-adviceorbust:

saaaaaasha:

freida-b-frosty:

littlesapphireknight:

How to get into college in 1983: get good grades

How to get into college in 2013: get good grades, speak six languages, be a rocket scientist, and end world hunger

How to pay for college 1983: Work part time and summers. Maybe take out minimal loans. 

How to pay for college 2013: Which of your organs is the most valuable? 

What to do with your degree in 1983: work in your field
What to do with your degree in 2013: cry

This

(via potatoesthompson)

403,995 notes

Uterus:
oh you have a completely full day of activity??
Me:
don't
Uterus:
and a sleepover afterwards??
Me:
Uterus:
hardly any breaks??
Me:
Uterus:
wouldn't it be a shame
Uterus:
if something were to
Me:
Uterus:
happen